National uncertainty – please stay tuned to this frequency


After studying the protocols laid down in 1974, I can confirm that the answers to your questions are a) the Queen and b) Jammie Dodgers. However, further talks on b) may be required, because they are no longer on sale at 2 for 11p at Fine Fare. More as it happens.

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  1. Absolutely classic exchange between Dimbleby and a Professor they’d brought in to discuss a hung parliament.

    Dimbleby: “Is this a constitutional crisis?”

    Expert: “No. Of course not.”

    Life, politics, football, it all goes on regardless.

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